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How Many Pencils?

# How Many Pencils?

When Santa was a kid he was not too good with arithmetic so his father sent him to a tutor:

Tutor: If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?

Santa: SEVEN!

Tutor: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?

Santa: SEVEN!

Tutor: Lets try this another way. If I give you two apples, and two apples, and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Santa: SIX!

Tutor: Good! Now, if I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?

Santa: SEVEN!

Tutor: How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two pencils is seven?

Santa: Ive already got one pencil at home!

### More Sardar Jokes

Play Left Handed

Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.

Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for \$ 500"?

Santa: "But you are too damn good".

Gary: "Ill play left handed".

Santa can't resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Sardar in 8 Moves .......
Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov.

Banta: "You are an absolute fool Santa."

Santa: "Why"?

Banta: "You fool, Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed".

Magical Machine

Joginder Singh was at the International Airport at Delhi along with his wife and two sons to catch a flight to Abu Dhabi, as he had got a job there. He saw a machine with various colorful bulbs glowing, which had a message stating "Insert One Rupee coin and I will speak the truth".

Joginder inserted a coin then the machine said "Your name is Joginder Singh and you are catching a flight to Abu Dhabi". Then his wife inserted a coin and the machine said "Your name is Smt. Joginder Singh and you are catching a flight to Abu Dhabi". He experimented with histwo sons and got truthful replies.

Joginder still could not believe this so he again inserted a one Rupee coin in the machine . The machine said "You are Joginder Singh and you have just missed the flight to Abu Dhabi".

Backward Direction

Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.

This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .

While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"