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Ticket Please

# Ticket Please

Perwez Musharraf and his wife are travelling in USA when they meet Santa Singh who is also travelling with his wife on a holiday.

They start talking and realise that both are going to take the same train the next day. At the station Perwez buys tickets for himself and his wife. However he notices that Santa Singh buys a single ticket.

"How are two people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks Pervez.

"Just watch and youll see!" answers Santa.

They all board the train and the Musharrafs take their seats and watch as Santa and his wife cram into a nearby restroom and close the door. The train departs and shortly afterwards the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Musharrafs see all this and agree that it is a clever idea to save some money. So on their return trip, they decide to copy the Singhs.

They purchase a single ticket for the return trip, but to their astonishment, the Singhs do not buy even one ticket.

"How are you going to travel without even a single ticket?" says Musharraf.

"Just watch and youll see!" answers Santa.

They again board the train. This time the Musharrafs cram into a restroom and the Singhs cram into an another restroom nearby. Shortly after the train moves, Santa leaves his restroom, walks over to the restroom where the Musharrafs are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".

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How Many Pencils?

When Santa was a kid he was not too good with arithmetic so his father sent him to a tutor:

Tutor: If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?

Santa: SEVEN!

Tutor: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?

Santa: SEVEN!

Tutor: Lets try this another way. If I give you two apples, and two apples, and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Santa: SIX!

Tutor: Good! Now, if I give you two pencils, and two pencils, and another two pencils, how many pencils have you got?

Santa: SEVEN!

Tutor: How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two pencils is seven?

Santa: Ive already got one pencil at home!

Play Left Handed

Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the Nuances of the Game etc.

Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for \$ 500"?

Santa: "But you are too damn good".

Gary: "Ill play left handed".

Santa can't resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Sardar in 8 Moves .......
Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov.

Banta: "You are an absolute fool Santa."

Santa: "Why"?

Banta: "You fool, Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed".

Magical Machine

Joginder Singh was at the International Airport at Delhi along with his wife and two sons to catch a flight to Abu Dhabi, as he had got a job there. He saw a machine with various colorful bulbs glowing, which had a message stating "Insert One Rupee coin and I will speak the truth".

Joginder inserted a coin then the machine said "Your name is Joginder Singh and you are catching a flight to Abu Dhabi". Then his wife inserted a coin and the machine said "Your name is Smt. Joginder Singh and you are catching a flight to Abu Dhabi". He experimented with histwo sons and got truthful replies.

Joginder still could not believe this so he again inserted a one Rupee coin in the machine . The machine said "You are Joginder Singh and you have just missed the flight to Abu Dhabi".

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