Santa's First Travel in Boeing

Santa's First Travel in Boeing

Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, BOEING!BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO.....

The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by whats goings on, he comes out and shouts, BE SILENT!

Theres pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks Santa. He stares at the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE....

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Santa Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After finishing he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes in running and looks at him in surprise.

Manager: "Pra ji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"

Santa: "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin".

Half Ticket

Santa Singh was travelling by train. When the TTE (Travelling Ticket Examiner) asked for the ticket, Santa gave his ticket to him.

The man asked, "Pra Jee, Yeh to half ticket hai, aur tum to full ho... you cannot travel on a half-ticket!"

Santa Singh replied, "Oye tusee saddee seat ke niche bhee to dekho. Do bande sadde niche hai, to huye na 1/2 !"

Ticket Please

Perwez Musharraf and his wife are travelling in USA when they meet Santa Singh who is also travelling with his wife on a holiday.

They start talking and realise that both are going to take the same train the next day. At the station Perwez buys tickets for himself and his wife. However he notices that Santa Singh buys a single ticket.

"How are two people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks Pervez.

"Just watch and youll see!" answers Santa.

They all board the train and the Musharrafs take their seats and watch as Santa and his wife cram into a nearby restroom and close the door. The train departs and shortly afterwards the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Musharrafs see all this and agree that it is a clever idea to save some money. So on their return trip, they decide to copy the Singhs.

They purchase a single ticket for the return trip, but to their astonishment, the Singhs do not buy even one ticket.

"How are you going to travel without even a single ticket?" says Musharraf.

"Just watch and youll see!" answers Santa.

They again board the train. This time the Musharrafs cram into a restroom and the Singhs cram into an another restroom nearby. Shortly after the train moves, Santa leaves his restroom, walks over to the restroom where the Musharrafs are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please".

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