Three Indian soldiers, Jai Reddy (Tamil), Joy Bosu (Bengali), and Santa Singh are captured by Pakistani Army. The Pakistani Corp commander does not want to have them as POWs and has decided to execute them. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Reddy asks for a Masala Dosa, which he is served and then taken away.
The Bosu requests a Machli Bhath, which he is served and also taken away.
Santa requests Sarson ka saag and Makki di roti.
The captors are surprised and reply " Sarson?"
"Arre Sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai!"
"Koi gall nahin. Asee intezaar karanga..."
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, BOEING!BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO.....
The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed by whats goings on, he comes out and shouts, BE SILENT!
Theres pin-drop silence every where and everybody looks Santa. He stares at the pilot in silence for a few seconds and then starts shouting, OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE....
Santa Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After finishing he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes in running and looks at him in surprise.
Manager: "Pra ji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
Santa: "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin".
Santa Singh was travelling by train. When the TTE (Travelling Ticket Examiner) asked for the ticket, Santa gave his ticket to him.
The man asked, "Pra Jee, Yeh to half ticket hai, aur tum to full ho... you cannot travel on a half-ticket!"
Santa Singh replied, "Oye tusee saddee seat ke niche bhee to dekho. Do bande sadde niche hai, to huye na 1/2 !"