The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh were out on a romantic evening. She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "Whats your phone number?"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh accidentally locked his keys inside his car. He called a mechanic - Banta Singh who arrived and said, "Give me ten minutes and Ill have everything worked out."
Santa went back inside his house and came back after a few minutes. He found Banta working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As Santa watched from the passengers side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," Santa announced to the mechanic, "Its open!"
"I know," answered Banta. "I already opened that side."
Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order! Order!"
Santa responded immediately, "Thank you, your honour! Ill have a scotch and soda."
Santa and Banta were watching the 11:00 news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump to kill himself. The channel cuts for a commercial break.
Santa: I bet you Rs. 200 he is going to jump.
Banta: OK. Im on!
The news is back after the break. And the man jumps from the ledge.
Banta: OK Heres my Rs 200.
Santa: No, that was too easy. I cant take it.
Banta: I insist. I lost.
Santa: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped. So it wasnt really fair. I wont take the money.
Banta: Thats OK! I know. I saw the same newscast. But I didnt think he would be stupid enough to jump twice!