Santa Banta Fishing
Santa and Banta rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. Santa said to Banta, "There is lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow."
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Santa asked Banta, "Did you mark that spot?" Banta replied, "Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!"
Santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at an MNC office in Amritsar.
Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we have decided to give the job to Reddy."
Santa: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Punjab I should get the job!"
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong."
Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put down I dont know as the answer. And you wrote Neither do I!"
The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh were out on a romantic evening. She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "Whats your phone number?"
Santa Singh accidentally locked his keys inside his car. He called a mechanic - Banta Singh who arrived and said, "Give me ten minutes and Ill have everything worked out."
Santa went back inside his house and came back after a few minutes. He found Banta working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As Santa watched from the passengers side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," Santa announced to the mechanic, "Its open!"
"I know," answered Banta. "I already opened that side."