Santa's Weight Loss
Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called the doctor to report that he had actually lost the weight, but had a problem. Whats the problem, asked the doctor?
I am 2400 kilometers away from home.
More Sardar Jokes
Banta Singh told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor decided to do a thorough examination and afterwards Banta said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "your'e just lazy."
"Okay," said Banta. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
Santa and Banta rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. Santa said to Banta, "There is lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow."
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Santa asked Banta, "Did you mark that spot?" Banta replied, "Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!"
Santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"
Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at an MNC office in Amritsar.
Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we have decided to give the job to Reddy."
Santa: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Punjab I should get the job!"
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong."
Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"
Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put down I dont know as the answer. And you wrote Neither do I!"