Name and Adress
A cop pulls up Santa and Banta while they are drunk and driving, and says to the Santa, "Whats your name and address?"
"Im Santa Singh, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the drunk Banta, and asks the same question.
"Im Banta Singh, and I live in the flat above Santa."
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called the doctor to report that he had actually lost the weight, but had a problem. Whats the problem, asked the doctor?
I am 2400 kilometers away from home.
Banta Singh told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor decided to do a thorough examination and afterwards Banta said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "your'e just lazy."
"Okay," said Banta. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
Santa and Banta rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. Santa said to Banta, "There is lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow."
The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, Santa asked Banta, "Did you mark that spot?" Banta replied, "Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!"
Santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"