Once Santa Singh went to a shop to buy a can of cooking oil. After he paid the money, he demanded: "Now, give me my cholestrol"

Shop keeper amused : "what"

"Don't act smart with me" Santa Said, it's printed clearly on the can that "cholestrol free"

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Banta Driving

Banta bought a brand new maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar to Jalandhar to meet his friend.

He reached Jalandhar in a few hours. After spending a few days there he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach Amritsar that evening and not even the next day.

When he finally reached home on the third day his distraught mother ran out hugged him an asked,"Arre puttar kya hoya??" Banta got out tired and said, "Oy ye Maruti wale pagal hain, agge janne ke leye chaar gear banaate hain aur pichche jane ke leye sirf ek!"

Phone Call

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."

"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

Parking Fine

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

"They should not put up such misleading notices," said Banta Singh." It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

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