Urine Test

Urine Test

One day Santa went to a testing laboratory with a sample of urine in a bottle to get the same tested for diabetes. He waited at the lab till the test was carried out. After about half an hour the lab technician told that the test for suggests No diabetes to the patient.

Then Santa was joyful and requested the Lab people to make a phone call to his house. He rang up his house and told Beta Banta, the urine test suggests that neither you, nor your mom and nor I have diabetes at all. So just stay back and relax.

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Once Santa Singh went to a shop to buy a can of cooking oil. After he paid the money, he demanded: "Now, give me my cholestrol"

Shop keeper amused : "what"

"Don't act smart with me" Santa Said, it's printed clearly on the can that "cholestrol free"

Banta Driving

Banta bought a brand new maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar to Jalandhar to meet his friend.

He reached Jalandhar in a few hours. After spending a few days there he decided to return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach Amritsar that evening and not even the next day.

When he finally reached home on the third day his distraught mother ran out hugged him an asked,"Arre puttar kya hoya??" Banta got out tired and said, "Oy ye Maruti wale pagal hain, agge janne ke leye chaar gear banaate hain aur pichche jane ke leye sirf ek!"

Phone Call

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."

"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

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