Banta Singh's Job Interview!!!
BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming."
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh. So he told Singh, If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".
Singh thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE's that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?
The Manager fainted.
More Sardar Jokes
Santa Singh spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, you idiot!" Santa shouted. "This is her husband!"
Once Sardarji was travelling in a train, a man came and slapped him by shouting,"oye Santa Singh teri aisi ki taisi". The man again slaps Sardarji by shouting out the same words.
This goes on for at least 15 times, the sitting beside Sardarji asks him as to why he (Santa Singh) was not slapping the man. Santa Singh replied,"MY NAME IS NOT SANTA SINGH!!!!!!!!".
One day Santa went to a testing laboratory with a sample of urine in a bottle to get the same tested for diabetes. He waited at the lab till the test was carried out. After about half an hour the lab technician told that the test for suggests No diabetes to the patient.
Then Santa was joyful and requested the Lab people to make a phone call to his house. He rang up his house and told Beta Banta, the urine test suggests that neither you, nor your mom and nor I have diabetes at all. So just stay back and relax.