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Santa Singh - The English Teacher

Santa Singh - The English Teacher

This one is about Santa Singhji... our English lecturer

Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams.

The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires :

Santa Singh : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA"

Santa Singh : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"

Santa Singh : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"

Santa Singh : "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh.

Principal : "Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".

Santa Singh : "Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of "ASSASSINATION".




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Oye Santa Singh!!!

Once Sardarji was travelling in a train, a man came and slapped him by shouting,"oye Santa Singh teri aisi ki taisi". The man again slaps Sardarji by shouting out the same words.

This goes on for at least 15 times, the sitting beside Sardarji asks him as to why he (Santa Singh) was not slapping the man. Santa Singh replied,"MY NAME IS NOT SANTA SINGH!!!!!!!!".

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