Banta Interview

Banta Interview

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.

Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India

Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up

Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum

Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat

Interviewer : I say you get out!

Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in

Interviewer : I reject you!

Banta Singh : You Appoint me

Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!

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Santa Travelling

Once Santa was travelling by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next one.

When the train reached Bombay, one of Santa's co-passengers got curious and asked him, "Why did you do that. You could have bought a single ticket for the entire trip."

"My doctor has advised me not to go on a long journey," replied Santa.

Power Failure

Banta Singh stuck on an elevator

Santa Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.

Banta Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs.

Santa Mathematics


Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Santa Singh: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Santa Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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