Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!
More Sardar Jokes
Once Santa was travelling by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next one.
When the train reached Bombay, one of Santa's co-passengers got curious and asked him, "Why did you do that. You could have bought a single ticket for the entire trip."
"My doctor has advised me not to go on a long journey," replied Santa.
Banta Singh stuck on an elevator
Santa Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Banta Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs.
SANTA SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Santa Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Santa Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!