Santa & Banta Fixing Dents!

Santa & Banta Fixing Dents!

Santa was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.

His car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with Mr. Santa He told him just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, Mr. Santa went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

His roommate, Banta, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

Santa told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Banta rolled her eyes and said ... "HELLLLO, Dont be stupid. First....You need to roll up all the windows"

More Sardar Jokes

Banta Interview

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.

Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India

Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up

Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum

Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat

Interviewer : I say you get out!

Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in

Interviewer : I reject you!

Banta Singh : You Appoint me

Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!

Santa Travelling

Once Santa was travelling by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next one.

When the train reached Bombay, one of Santa's co-passengers got curious and asked him, "Why did you do that. You could have bought a single ticket for the entire trip."

"My doctor has advised me not to go on a long journey," replied Santa.

Power Failure

Banta Singh stuck on an elevator

Santa Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.

Banta Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 4 hrs.

Show More Sardar Jokes

Jokes Categories