Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'
'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!'
'What was wrong with it?'
'It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!'
The librarian nodded and said, 'Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book.'
More Sardar Jokes
Santa was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
His car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with Mr. Santa He told him just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, Mr. Santa went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
His roommate, Banta, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
Santa told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Banta rolled her eyes and said ... "HELLLLO, Dont be stupid. First....You need to roll up all the windows"
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me
Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!
Once Santa was travelling by train from Delhi to Bombay. He kept getting off at every station to buy a ticket till the next one.
When the train reached Bombay, one of Santa's co-passengers got curious and asked him, "Why did you do that. You could have bought a single ticket for the entire trip."
"My doctor has advised me not to go on a long journey," replied Santa.