How Santa Looks in the Mirror

How Santa Looks in the Mirror

Why did Santa Singh look into the mirror with his eyes closed?

Because he wanted to see how he looked when he was sleeping.

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Horrible Book

Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'

'Yes, sir?'

'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!'

'What was wrong with it?'

'It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!'

The librarian nodded and said, 'Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book.'

Santa & Banta Fixing Dents!

Santa was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.

His car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with Mr. Santa He told him just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, Mr. Santa went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

His roommate, Banta, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

Santa told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Banta rolled her eyes and said ... "HELLLLO, Dont be stupid. First....You need to roll up all the windows"

Banta Interview

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.

Banta Singh : Ok

Interviewer : Made in India

Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan

Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up

Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down

Interviewer : Maxi Mum

Banta Singh : Mini Dad

Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don't Take my seat

Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat

Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat

Interviewer : I say you get out!

Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in

Interviewer : I reject you!

Banta Singh : You Appoint me

Interviewer : ....!!!!!!!

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