An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.
He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.
Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.
Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.
Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"
More Sardar Jokes
Why did Santa Singh look into the mirror with his eyes closed?
Because he wanted to see how he looked when he was sleeping.
Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'
'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!'
'What was wrong with it?'
'It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!'
The librarian nodded and said, 'Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book.'
Santa was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
His car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with Mr. Santa He told him just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, Mr. Santa went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
His roommate, Banta, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
Santa told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Banta rolled her eyes and said ... "HELLLLO, Dont be stupid. First....You need to roll up all the windows"