Once Santa Singh invites an Englishman for lunch, there was curd kept on the table.
The Englishman asks santa what is it?
Santa Singh not knowing english replies, "Milk sleeping in night and morning becoming tight".
More Sardar Jokes
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.
He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.
Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.
Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.
Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"
Why did Santa Singh look into the mirror with his eyes closed?
Because he wanted to see how he looked when he was sleeping.
Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'
'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!'
'What was wrong with it?'
'It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!'
The librarian nodded and said, 'Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book.'