Santa meets Banta shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife Preeto's birthday tomorrow." Banta said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And ?" Santa asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Santa.
Banta replies, "I bought her a deck of cards!"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa and Preeto got married and had a baby every year or less. After having their 11th child, the couple told the doctor that they were going to stop having babies as soon as they could figure out what was causing them.
The doctor suggested to Santa that he try covering the organ before they made love.
Sure enough, it wasn't long before Preeto was pregnant again. The doctor asked Santa if he had tried covering his organ like he had suggested they do.
Santa replied, "We don't have an organ, Doc, but I did throw a blanket over the piano."
Once Santa Singh invites an Englishman for lunch, there was curd kept on the table.
The Englishman asks santa what is it?
Santa Singh not knowing english replies, "Milk sleeping in night and morning becoming tight".
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.
He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.
Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.
Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.
Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"