Santa - "I am such a miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money."
Banta - "Thats nothing I sent my wife with my friend and saved full money."
More Sardar Jokes
Banta's son: Dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
Santa meets Banta shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife Preeto's birthday tomorrow." Banta said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And ?" Santa asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Santa.
Banta replies, "I bought her a deck of cards!"
Santa and Preeto got married and had a baby every year or less. After having their 11th child, the couple told the doctor that they were going to stop having babies as soon as they could figure out what was causing them.
The doctor suggested to Santa that he try covering the organ before they made love.
Sure enough, it wasn't long before Preeto was pregnant again. The doctor asked Santa if he had tried covering his organ like he had suggested they do.
Santa replied, "We don't have an organ, Doc, but I did throw a blanket over the piano."