Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Santa: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Santa: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Santa: It said "P u l l"
More Sardar Jokes
Santa - "I am such a miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money."
Banta - "Thats nothing I sent my wife with my friend and saved full money."
Banta's son: Dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
Santa meets Banta shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife Preeto's birthday tomorrow." Banta said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And ?" Santa asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Santa.
Banta replies, "I bought her a deck of cards!"