Santa's Dream

Santa's Dream

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?

Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Santa: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

Santa: It said "P u l l"

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Santa - "I am such a miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money."

Banta - "Thats nothing I sent my wife with my friend and saved full money."


Banta's son: Dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.

Banta: Give him a glass of water.

Birthday Gift

Santa meets Banta shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.

"It's my wife Preeto's birthday tomorrow." Banta said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."

"And ?" Santa asked.

"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it'."

"So what did you get her?" asked Santa.

Banta replies, "I bought her a deck of cards!"

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