Raped By Elephant

Raped By Elephant

This guy has been raped by an Elephant and rushes to a Doctor.

The Doctor asks him to bend over so he can examine his Rear. After the examination the doctor says," man your Anus is 12 inches wide, how come. I was given to understand that Elephants have Thin Long Penis's."

"Yeah", says the man, "But he fingered me first."

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Horsie Ride

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.

He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.

Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"

"Of course, Son, we're family."

So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning wildly.

"Hang on Dad!", I want to get off cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"

Extra Large Condoms

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

The Brave Soilder

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

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