It will never work

It will never work

A little boy walks into his parents bedroom to find his mother on top of his father, umping up and down. The mother spots her son and dismounts as the boy leaves the room.

Worried about what her son has seen, the mom quickly dresses and goes to find him in his bedroom.

The son asks, "What were you doing to Daddy, Mom?" The Mom replies, "Well, you know how Dad has a big tummy?"

The boy answers, "Yes he sure does."

"Well, I have to get on it sometimes to help flatten it," explained Mom.

The boy says, "You're just wasting your time, that will never work."

The Mom is confused, "Why not, son?"

"Because whenever you go shopping, the lady across the street comes over, gets down on her knees in the bedroom, an up!"

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"Yeah", says the man, "But he fingered me first."

Horsie Ride

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.

He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.

Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches and after a couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"

"Of course, Son, we're family."

So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning wildly.

"Hang on Dad!", I want to get off cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"

Extra Large Condoms

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He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

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