Different Asses

Different Asses

Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(__)(__) A "wide load" ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_E=mc2_) A smart ass
(_?_) Dumb ass
(_Lame_) Lame ass
(_jack_) Jackass
(_-$_) Cheap ass
(_0_) A Prison ass
(_) Half ass
(®^®) Registered ass
(__|___) Lop sided ass
(_:_) 2 holed ass
(_O_) Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)
(Mom)(__) Tattooed ass
(_)||(_) Fucked ass
()() Ass print on a window
( * * ) Ass with dimples
(_X X_) A kicked ass
(_%_) An average ass
(_$_) A rich ass
[_!_] A hard ass

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When his wife's snoring woke him for the third straight night, Harry went to the bathroom medicine cabinet, got some aspirin and popped two tablets into her gaping mouth.

"Awk, glub!" choked his startled wife. "What the..."

"It's okay, honey. I gave you some aspirin," he explained.

"Why? I don't have a headache!"

"Great!" said Harry, "Let's fuck!"

Tarzan Taking Bath

Q:) Why did all the animals laugh at Tarzan when he was having a bath?


A:) Because they saw he had a tail in the front!

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One day a gay man goes in for his doctor's appointment and asks the doctor, "Do you have anything to make hair grow on my chest?"

The doctor immediately grabs a jar of vaseline and says, "If you get a friend to rub this on your chest everyday, within a month or two you'll start to see some growth."

The man replies, "Well if that was true, I'd have a pony tail coming out my ass!"

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