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Red Ribbon

Red Ribbon

Two girls are walking down the street when they notice a drunk guy with a kilt on. The first girl says to the second, "I heard they don't wear any underwear under those things.

Go check!" So the second girl does, and sure enough, the guy isn't wearing any underwear. The first girl takes a red ribbon out of her hair and says, giggling, "Go put this on his dick!" The second girl ties it on, and they walk off still giggling.

Soon thereafter the drunk guy comes to and looks down at his dick. "Wow!" he says, "I don't know what I did last night, but I must've been good-- I won first place!"




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