Red Ribbon

Red Ribbon

Two girls are walking down the street when they notice a drunk guy with a kilt on. The first girl says to the second, "I heard they don't wear any underwear under those things.

Go check!" So the second girl does, and sure enough, the guy isn't wearing any underwear. The first girl takes a red ribbon out of her hair and says, giggling, "Go put this on his dick!" The second girl ties it on, and they walk off still giggling.

Soon thereafter the drunk guy comes to and looks down at his dick. "Wow!" he says, "I don't know what I did last night, but I must've been good-- I won first place!"

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After a few months, he calls up again.A voice says "Virgin Mary speaking". The friend thinks," Ok! Pedro hasn't yet reached heaven!"

After a few months, the friend calls up again. A voice says "Mary speaking" The friend decides,"So! Pedro has reached Heaven"

Male organ

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a. courteous-it stands before it performing.
b. emotional-it cries during performance.
c. polite- it bows down after performance...

A man's sex life

It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside, and bestowed on him 20 years of a normal sex life. man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.

Then, the Lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years.

"But I don't need 20 years," said the monkey. "Ten is plenty."

Man spoke up and said: "May I have the other 10 years?" The monkey agreed.

The Lord called the lion, and also gave him 20 years. The lion too, wanted only 10.

Again, Man spoke up. "May I have the other 10 years?"

"Of course," said the lion.

Then, came the donkey, who was given 20 years. Like the others, 10 years was enough for him. Man again asked to the spare 10 years, and got them.

This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sex, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it and 10 years of making a jack@$$ of himself.

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