Party Girl

Party Girl

A high school girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party all alone.

Since she was very good looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her Mom said,

"It is very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him 'What will be the name of our baby?', that will scare them off." So off she went.

After a little while at the party a boy started dancing with her and, little by little, kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?"

The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later the same thing happened again, a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... she stopped him and asked him 'What will be the name of our baby?',

He ran off.

Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes he started kissing her and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?"

He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more.

He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again.

After he was done, he peeled off his condom, tied it in a knot and said,

"...if he gets out of this one... Failed Rubber!"

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Bad at Sex Education

The pretty young sex education teacher handed out the final test papers.

Tom got a D, Dick got a D-, Harry got an F.

The three got together after class to complain about their low grades.

"That bitch!" said Tom "I can't believe she gave me a D"

"We should get even with her" said Dick "Let's grab her after school"

"Yeah" said Harry "...and kick her in the balls!"


Two teenage boys turned up at church and the first went in for confession. He told the priest he'd had sex the night before.

"Who was the girl involved?" asked the priest.

"I don't know, it was dark," replied the boy.

"Was it Bernadette McLafferty?"

The boy said he still didn't know.

"Was it Theresa O'Hare.........or Rosemary McGinty?" asked the priest.

"I don't know, it was too dark," insisted the boy.

"Could it have been Anne-Marie, the baker's daughter?" asked the priest.

The boy continued to deny any knowledge of the girl's identity.

Finally, the exasperated priest sent the boy away and told him to return when he could reveal the girl's name.

Outside his friend was waiting anxiously.

"Did you get to know the girl" he asked.

"Naw," said his pal, "but I got four good leads for this Saturday night!"

Insurance Companies

Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with the slogan, "Coverage from the cradle to the grave."

The second one tries to improve on that with, "Coverage from the womb to the tomb."

Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with, "From the sperm to the worm."

The fourth insurance company really thought hard and almost gave up the race, but finally came up with, "From the erection to the resurrection."

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