Nasty business of the day!

Nasty business of the day!

A young woman consults her gynaecologist accompanied by her six year old kid.

The doctor starts to palpate her breasts. The kid fixes it without stop and the doctor is amused seeing this and asks him: - You know what I do? - Yes, doctor, you palpate the breasts to find nodules.

Astonished, the doctor continues and starts to examine her sex with the fingers. - You know what I do, small? - Yes, doctor, you make her a cervical smear.

Exceeded, the doctor strips himself and starts to make sex with the woman. - And now, you know what I do my boy- Yes doctor, you are now getting the disease for which my mom came to see you!

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Service Charge

A young farm-girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour standing there.

"My paw ain't home," the young girl says, "but I know what you want and I am sure I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my paw charges one hundred and fifty dollars for his best bull."

"That's not I want," growled the neighbour

"We also have a young bull who is just starting out. My paw charges one hundred dollars fer him," she replies.

"That's not I want either," growls the neighbour.

"Well then, we have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. My paw charges only fifty dollars for him." she informs him.

"That's not what I want at all. I came here to see your pa about that-there brother o' your'n. Your brother Elmer made my daughter pregnant," the neighbour hisses.

"Oh. I guess you'll have to see my paw about that then, 'coz I don't know what he charges fer Elmer."

Not a Virgin any more

A family is lunching: The 10 year old girl does not eat much.

At the end of one moment, she says: "I have something to announce", Silence and all listen. "I am not virgin any more", and she starts to cry.

Again a long silence... and then....

The father addresses to his wife: "It is all your fault, always equipped and made up like a whore, you believe that you are an example for your daughter? ... It is lamentable".

The woman says to her husband: "And you, you believe that you are an example? To waste your pay with p├ętasses which come sometimes to accompany you back, you believe that you are an example for your 10 year old daughter?

"And the father to continue: "And her older sister, this good with nothing, with
her hairy and doped buddy, always in the train of tripoter and to jump itself in
all the recesses of the house, you believe that it is an example?... And that
continues like that.......

The grandmother takes her small daughter by the shoulders to comfort her and
asks her: "How that arrive? "And the small one to answer by choking its sobs:
"the priest chose another girl to make the Virgin in the Crib of Christmas."

Burning Love

Q:) What is the definition of "Burning Love" ?

A:) I'ts when in night you reach out for the Vaseline and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake!!

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