Condom 'n' Govt

Condom 'n' Govt

A condom is like a government
It stands up to inflation
Halts production
Protect the bunch of pricks
A give you a sence of protection while being screwed.

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Wrong Collar

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds!" and went back to reading his book...

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

Nasty business of the day!

A young woman consults her gynaecologist accompanied by her six year old kid.

The doctor starts to palpate her breasts. The kid fixes it without stop and the doctor is amused seeing this and asks him: - You know what I do? - Yes, doctor, you palpate the breasts to find nodules.

Astonished, the doctor continues and starts to examine her sex with the fingers. - You know what I do, small? - Yes, doctor, you make her a cervical smear.

Exceeded, the doctor strips himself and starts to make sex with the woman. - And now, you know what I do my boy- Yes doctor, you are now getting the disease for which my mom came to see you!

Service Charge

A young farm-girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour standing there.

"My paw ain't home," the young girl says, "but I know what you want and I am sure I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my paw charges one hundred and fifty dollars for his best bull."

"That's not I want," growled the neighbour

"We also have a young bull who is just starting out. My paw charges one hundred dollars fer him," she replies.

"That's not I want either," growls the neighbour.

"Well then, we have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. My paw charges only fifty dollars for him." she informs him.

"That's not what I want at all. I came here to see your pa about that-there brother o' your'n. Your brother Elmer made my daughter pregnant," the neighbour hisses.

"Oh. I guess you'll have to see my paw about that then, 'coz I don't know what he charges fer Elmer."

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