Parking Lot

Parking Lot

The preacher got up in church one Sunday morning and told the congregation, "Brothers and sisters, we are going to have to do something about people parking behind the church at night. I was out there this morning and there are enough beer cans out there to build a car."

One of the old sisters stood up and said, "Amen brother and enough rubbers to put tires on it."

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Two guys went camping. In the middle of the night, one asked the other, "Are you asleep?"


"Are you masturbating?"


"Are you having trouble getting it up?"


"Well, why don't you try using yours instead?!"

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The newly-wed couple comes back from the honeymoon.

A friend asks the groom: "Did you enjoy 'the whole thing'?"

The groom answers: "Yes, I enjoyed the 'hole' and she enjoyed the 'thing' !!'

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A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that he was afraid that his teenaged son had come down with V.D.

"He says he hasn't had sex with anyone but the maid, so it has to be her."

"Don't worry too much," advised the doctor. "These things happen."

"I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that I've been sleeping with the maid also. I seem to have the same symptoms."

"That's unfortunate."

"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife."

"Oh God," said the doc, "That means we all have it."

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