Filmi Names

Filmi names of PENIS.

1-3 yrs = Ankur
4-6 yrs = Masoom
7-12 yrs = Parvarish
13-16 yrs = Parivartan
17-22 yrs = Pyasa
23-35 yrs = Shikari
36-50 yrs = Masterji
51-60 yrs = Kabhi Kabhi
61-75 yrs = Yadein

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Broken glasses !

An Indian Army Jawan went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!"

"Yes sir, b.. bu.. but I got them b.. broken in an accident," stammered the Jawan.

"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, drill accident?"

"No, no nothing of those," said the Jawan.

"Well then, what is it?"

"I'd rather not tell you sir..."

"Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the medical officer, ready to stand up.

"I've to see my patients now."

"No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girlfriend," blurted the Jawan.

"Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing a girl?"

"You see she crossed her legs...."

For your Knowledge

What bitches say during Sex -
English Bitch - Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!!
American Bitch - Yeah Baby, Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!!
Pakistani Bitch - Ahista Abboo......Ammi jaag jayegi !!!!!!!!!!

What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common?
With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked.

What is the sex organ of an elephant and why?
His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked.

What do you call two homos having sex? DANDIA
What do you call a group of homos having sex? DISCO DANDIA
What do you call hundreds of homos having sex? LATHI CHARGE

On STD Booth

Santa goes to STD booth which had a long que and lady was standing next to Santa.

When it was Santa's turn to make the call, he dials a number and listen to it for 3-4 minutes and then hangs up the phone and immediately presses one of the boobs of lady who was next to him, the lady horrified with Santa's actions gave him a tight slap and rest of the public start beating him.

After Santa was beaten up by public, one man comes to him and asks "I was amazed that what makes you so excited after making the call that you pressed the lady boobs."

Santa replied: O yaar Toll Free no mein milaya tha ek lady kahti hai Hindi ke liye Ek dabaye aur Englsh ke liye Do.

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