White Hair Explanation
One day, a girl walk to her mother and look at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why are some of your hair white mom?"
The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"
More Funny Jokes
"I would like to see a woman dentist," said the first man.
"Why?" asked his friend.
Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, open your mouth instead of shut up.
The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, "I've got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we're going to change our underwear."
The troops start cheering wildly.
"Now the bad news," continues the Sarge. "Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make
a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the
crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.
There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I
apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital.
Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music
Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed.
Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading,
"Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"