What Will Be Left?

What Will Be Left?

MATHS TEACHER (to the class): There are 10 mangoes, 10 apples, 5 guavas and 8 bananas in a big can.

If I slice the mangoes into two and the apples in 4 and the guavas into 8 pieces and put them in the can back what will be left with you?

STUDENT: fruit salad.

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