What Will Be Left?
MATHS TEACHER (to the class): There are 10 mangoes, 10 apples, 5 guavas and 8 bananas in a big can.
If I slice the mangoes into two and the apples in 4 and the guavas into 8 pieces and put them in the can back what will be left with you?
STUDENT: fruit salad.
More Funny Jokes
One day, a girl walk to her mother and look at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why are some of your hair white mom?"
The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said, "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"
"I would like to see a woman dentist," said the first man.
"Why?" asked his friend.
Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, open your mouth instead of shut up.
The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, "I've got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we're going to change our underwear."
The troops start cheering wildly.
"Now the bad news," continues the Sarge. "Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."