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Nobel Prize

Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to teh farmer and asks him, "Excuse me, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."




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$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

What Will Be Left?

MATHS TEACHER (to the class): There are 10 mangoes, 10 apples, 5 guavas and 8 bananas in a big can.

If I slice the mangoes into two and the apples in 4 and the guavas into 8 pieces and put them in the can back what will be left with you?

STUDENT: fruit salad.

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