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Intelligence Test

Intelligence Test

This is a simple intelligence test. This is only a test:

Read this out loud:

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Talk
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How
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Now, read it again, out loud:

Trees
Trees
Trees
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Talk
Idiot
This
Make
I
Can
Long
How
Trees
Trees
Trees

OK -- one last time (out loud, of course):

Trees
Trees
Trees
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Talk
Idiot
This
Make
I
Can
Long
How
Trees
Trees
Trees

Now, read it out loud *backwards*, from the bottom up:

Trees
Trees
Trees
About
Talk
Idiot
This
Make
I
Can
Long
How
Trees
Trees
Trees




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