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Birthday Cake

Birthday Cake

One lady to another "everyone praised on my birthday party. I made a 2 feet long cake and lit 25 candles on it."

The other replies " only 25. where the candles lit both the sides"




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Geography Class

The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"

Intelligence Test

This is a simple intelligence test. This is only a test:

Read this out loud:

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Talk
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Make
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How
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Trees

Now, read it again, out loud:

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Idiot
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Make
I
Can
Long
How
Trees
Trees
Trees

OK -- one last time (out loud, of course):

Trees
Trees
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Talk
Idiot
This
Make
I
Can
Long
How
Trees
Trees
Trees

Now, read it out loud *backwards*, from the bottom up:

Trees
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Trees
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Talk
Idiot
This
Make
I
Can
Long
How
Trees
Trees
Trees

Husbabd's Affair

"Whats the matter, ma'am?" asked the maid, finding her mistress in tears.

"I've just discovered my husband is having an affair with his secretary!" she cried.

"Oh, nonsense!" snorted the maid. "You're only saying that to make me jealous!"

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