After Sex

After Sex

Recently there was an american survey for males in newyork city. The only question asked in the survey was, "what do you do after having sex?"

25% of the males answered,"we get tired and ofcourse need to rest."

25% of them said,"we get afresh and desire to work more and more."

and the remaining 50% said, "we want to go home."

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Olympic Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course", says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

XL Size Condoms

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?


Jack and Tim were talking one day in the company lunch room. Jack confessed that he had recently been having trouble with women. He asked Tim, who always seemed to have a date, what was his secret to finding women willing to go to bed.

Tim said the secret was poetry. Jack said that poetry was for faggots. Tim disagreed and stressed how poetry had made him very successful with women.

Jack: "OK, I'll give it try. What should I say?"

Tim: "You need to say something about their hair, then compare their eyes to some animal, then explain to them the way you want to make love to them."

Jack: "Give me an example."

Tim: "Curly blond hair and eyes like a dove. I want to take you home and make sweet love."

Jack: "OK, that sounds easy, I'll give it a try."

The next day, as Tim walks into the company lunch room, he sees Jack. Jack's head is swollen & covered with bruises.

Tim: "What happened to you?"

Jack: "I tried your F$^#ing poetry, that's what happened!"

Tim: "What did you say?"

Jack: "I took your advise, I said something about her hair, then compare her eyes to an animal, then explain to her the way I wanted to make love to her."

Tim: "And it didn't work?"

Jack: "Hell, no it didn't work... look at me. She beat the shit outta me."

Tim: "Let's hear your poem."

Jack: "Nappy haired bitch with eyes like a frog I wanna bend you over and fu$k you like a dog."

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