Turbulent Flight

Turbulent Flight

An airline pilot had on this particular flight hammered his plane into the runway really hard.

The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline."

In light of his bad landing, the pilot had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.

Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane.

She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why not Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?"

The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

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