A man very much wanted to have sex with his secretary, wined her and dined with her. He finally succeeded in getting her to his apartment, Where he whispered sweet promises into her ears while he began to unbutton her top.

"If we get together", he said, "A fur coat and a trip to Europe."

The Secretary nodded to the agreement, and soon the two were having sex. Later, while dressing, She asked him when she could get the fur coat he promised.

"What fur Coat ?" he asked.

"You promised me a fur Coat", she said.

"When I am horny I'll promise anything he said."

Putting one hand on his heart and one on his organ, he added, "When he's soft, he is hard. When he's hard, he is soft!"

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Sweet Innocnet Virgin

This guy James always dreamt to marry a sweet innocnet virgin. He had been going with Jane for a few months before he decided to test her. As they drove along in the Car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her, and said, "Do you want to see me wee wee?"

She yelled, "No! No! please zip it up."

Insted of being annoyed, James was pleased. On the evening of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally on the wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room.

When he unzipped his fly and said to her, "Darling, now you can look at what I've got here", and proceeded to take out his organ.

She looked and replied, "Oh, What a sweet looking wee-wee!"

James said, "No darling you don't have to call it a wee-wee now; you can call it a cock."

She looked at it for a while and then said "No James that's a wee-wee. A Cock is long, thick and black!"

Exact Size

A guy goes to the ladies show room and searches for the bangles for his wife. Meanwhile one of the beautiful sales girl comes to him and enquires what he is looking for.

So the sales girl took him to the bangles cabin and the guy selects the bangles but he was not sure about the exact size of his wife's wrist. He tells the same thing to that sales girl.

Without hesitating that girl asks him to hold of his wrist for approximate size. That guy feels very happy and the size fits perfectly to his wife.

"What else you need to purchase Sir" girl asks..

"My wife asked me to bring a black bra for her...but I don't know the exact size..."

After Sex

Recently there was an american survey for males in newyork city. The only question asked in the survey was, "what do you do after having sex?"

25% of the males answered,"we get tired and ofcourse need to rest."

25% of them said,"we get afresh and desire to work more and more."

and the remaining 50% said, "we want to go home."

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