If hijackers would have targeted Mumbai instead of NY they would have failed miserably because:
1: There would have been only three planes hijacked, since one of the flights would have got cancelled due to some unavoidable circumstances.
2: The hijackers on the plane no. 2 would have aborted the plan, as their colleague (only person who knew flying), could not join them since his
connecting flight from Pune got delayed.
3: Of the two successful hijackings, one of the planes would have gotten hit by a stone from a slum kid, for flying so low and would have crashed in to the sea.
4: Although, the second hijacked plane would be successful in hitting the Express Tower in Mumbai, there would be no casualties. All the passangers would have missed the flight since the plane took off right on time. Also, nobody would be in the building when the plane hit the tower at 10:00 AM - since nobody comes to work so early in the monrning
More Hindi Jokes
One day 2 policemen were catching a thief but they failed to catch, So police inspector send a havaldar after him. After an hour havaldar returned and said.
Havaldar: I missed him but I got his fingure prints.
Inspector: Very good, but tell me where are the prints?
Havaldar: On my cheeks!
Americas War, Bollywood Style
1. AMERICA ASKS WORLD TO UNITE AGAINST TERRORISM :
sathi haath badhana, sathi haath badhana,
ek akela thak jayega, milkar bojh uthana
2. UK, THE BIGGEST CHAMCHA OF US, FIRST TO SUPPORT :
ae maalik tere bande hum
3. PAK PLEDGES SUPPORT IN RETURN OF FINANCIAL HELP :
jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kahenge,
tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahenge
dete na aap saath to mar jaate hum kabhike
pure hue hai aap se armaan jindagi ke
hum jindagi ko aapki saugaat kahenge
tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge.
4. US SAYS IT IS PLEASED WITH PAKISTANI RESPONSE :
aap jo mere meet na hote, hotho pe mere geet na hote
5. PAK TOO PLEASED WITH US STAND, ESPECIALLY AS THEY WERE NOT ON VERY GOOD TERMS OF LATE :
PAK : kabhi raat din hum door the, din raat ka ab saath hai
US : wo bhi ittefaak ki baat thi, ye bhi ittefaak ki baat hai
6. TALIBAN SHOCKED WITH PAKISTANI STAND :
bahaaro ne mera chaman loot kar
khija ko ye ilja! am kyo de diya?
kisi ne chalo dushamani kee magar
ise dosti naam kyu de diya?
7. PAK SAYS IT HAS NO OPTION :
hum bewafa hargiz na the, par hum wafa kar na sake
8. INDIA OFFERS RE-FUELLING FACILITIES TO US :
o gore gore, o baa ke chore, kabhi meri gali aaya karo
9. US SAYS TIES WITH PAK WON`T AFFECT INDO-US RELATIONS :
na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa hai,
magar kya kare apani raahe juda hai
10. BUSH (B) ASKS OMAR (O) TO HAND OVER OSAMA :
B : e, kya bolta tu?
O : e, kya mai bolu?
B : sun,
O : suna!
B : deta kya Osama?
O : kya, karega? nahi diya to Osama?
B : are maarenge peetenge bomb barsaayenge war karenge aur kya?
11. TALIBAN REFUSES TO HAND OVER OSAMA :
hame tumse pyaar kitna, ye hum nahi jaante,
magar jee nahi sakte, tumhare bina!
12. ANOTHER SETBACK TO TALIBAN AS Saudi Arab, UAE SNAP TIES :
kasme waade pyaar wafa sab, baate hai baato ka kya?
koi kisi ka ! nahi ye jhoothe naate hai naato ka kya?
13. AS ATTACKS START, TALIBAN LAUNCHES ANTI - AIRCRAFT FIRE. BUT SAYS US PLANES TOO HIGH TO BE HIT :
meri arji maan le maula,
tu hai sabkuch jaanne wala,
mai hu tera maanne wala,
apni firing lift karaade,
thodi si to lift karaade
14. MUSLIM COUNTRIES SUPPORT ATTACKS, TALIBAN DISGUSTED :
dekhi jamane ki yaari, bichde sabhi baari baari
15. OSAMA DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST US :
tum humko maarte ho?
hum tumko maarte hai!
hum apne jihad ka
aailaan karte hai!
16. IN INDIA, THAKRE SAYS NO POINT IN SUPPORTING US, AS IT IS
NOT INTERESTED IN KASHMIRI TERRORISM :
tum to thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaaoge? osama pakda jayega
to ghar ko laut jaoge
Some Bruce Lee PJ series
* what's Bruce Lee's four indian brothers called- Charlie
* what's Bruce Lee's black sis indian called- kali
* what's Bruce Lee's crying indian sis called- rudalee
* what's Bruce Lee's indian wife's sis called- salee
* what's Bruce Lee's indian wife called- gharwalee
* what's Bruce Lee's fav indian underwear called- Rupa-Lee
* what's Bruce Lee's favourite indian taste- imlee
* what's Bruce Lee's fav indian festival- Diwalee
* what's Bruce Lee's loafer indian brother called- Mawalee