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Strange Laws

Strange Laws

Some Strange National Laws in Singapore

* Chewing gum on subways may result in fines and/or jail time.

* The sale of gum is prohibited.

* Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.

* As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.

* Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.

* It is considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes.

* Cigarettes are illegal at all public places.

* It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing the street.

* If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, "I am a litterer." This will then be broadcasted on the local news.

* It is illegal to pee in an elevator.




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Reason to Smile

When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy.

When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to see who's the handsome dude behind him.

But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down to see if he's unzipped!!

What is it?

Q:) A short thing, it gets longer when you hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?

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A:) Car Sear Belt, What were you thinking you dirty mind.

Perfect Salesman

A man goes to a departmental store for a job of salesman. He is asked about his Qualifications. "Qualifications!!! None, but I am a good sales man just try me for 2 days."

"Ok" said the manager in 2 days he doubled the sale of the store, .everybody was Pleased he was on job in a week the sale was doubled when the owner heard of it he came to award the man.

At that moment he was selling a fishing rod to a person "sir, this rod is only for $25."

"Ok, give me one." said the customer "but sir when u go for fishing you shall be requiring a new pair of shoes."

"Ok, give me one." "But, sir you will be requiring a sola hat also for the sun."

"Ok, give me one." " But, sir u will also feel hungry, can I pack some snacks and drinks."

"Ok, pack it." the owner was too pleased to see all this he patted him "whatever I heard about u was true. You are really wonderful he only came for a fishing rod and you gave him all the things.

"What! Fishing rod, no sir he came to buy sanitary napkins for his wife. I only told him what will u do for those 5 days.......fishing."

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