TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
GEORGE: Don't bite any.
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
George: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
More Funny Jokes
An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.
The following are some exceptional Anagrams!
George Bush :
When you rearrange the letters : He bugs Gore
When you rearrange the letters : Dirty Room
When you rearrange the letters : Evil's Agent
The Morse Code :
When you rearrange the letters : Here Come Dots
Slot Machines :
When you rearrange the letters : Cash Lost in em
When you rearrange the letters : Is No Amity
When you rearrange the letters : Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms :
When you rearrange the letters : Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point :
When you rearrange the letters : I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes :
When you rearrange the letters : That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two :
When you rearrange the letters : Twelve plus one
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."
The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge. I promised myself that when I got out of the Army, I'd never stand in another line!"
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the Living Room.
"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.
"That is the talking clock", the man replied.
"How's does it work?" the friend asked.
"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.
His replied I didnt hear any time!
Suddenly there was a scream from the other side of the wall "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two AM in the morning!