Taj Mahal

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,

Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Aur Bola.........

(guess kya bola hoga???)
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MAA KASAM !!
BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA




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Kill A Lion

How To Kill A Lion!

Shahrukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA". and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.

Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow!

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method :
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmering something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

SN???

Once a new boy comes in the class The teacher asks him some questions

Teacher:What is your name?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student:Som nath

Teacher: What is your Father's name?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student:Sir nath

Teacher: Where do you live?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student: Shanti Niketan

After some days there is test held in the class
Student:What is my result?
Teacher:SN

Student:What does that mean?
Teacher:Satya nash

Mission Incomplete

If hijackers would have targeted Mumbai instead of NY they would have failed miserably because:

1: There would have been only three planes hijacked, since one of the flights would have got cancelled due to some unavoidable circumstances.

2: The hijackers on the plane no. 2 would have aborted the plan, as their colleague (only person who knew flying), could not join them since his
connecting flight from Pune got delayed.

3: Of the two successful hijackings, one of the planes would have gotten hit by a stone from a slum kid, for flying so low and would have crashed in to the sea.

4: Although, the second hijacked plane would be successful in hitting the Express Tower in Mumbai, there would be no casualties. All the passangers would have missed the flight since the plane took off right on time. Also, nobody would be in the building when the plane hit the tower at 10:00 AM - since nobody comes to work so early in the monrning

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