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Sister's Name?

Sister's Name?

One guy to the other "My Sister has the lastest information, gossip on everybody.... She is always in Demand".

Oh yeah! "What do you call her?"

The other guy replied: Info-Sys!




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Taj Mahal

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,

Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Aur Bola.........

(guess kya bola hoga???)
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MAA KASAM !!
BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA

Kill A Lion

How To Kill A Lion!

Shahrukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA". and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.

Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow!

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method :
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmering something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

SN???

Once a new boy comes in the class The teacher asks him some questions

Teacher:What is your name?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student:Som nath

Teacher: What is your Father's name?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student:Sir nath

Teacher: Where do you live?
Student:SN

Teacher:What does that mean?
Student: Shanti Niketan

After some days there is test held in the class
Student:What is my result?
Teacher:SN

Student:What does that mean?
Teacher:Satya nash

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