Disgrace the Family

Disgrace the Family

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

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The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it. The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one For Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six condoms asks, "Why six?" The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack of condoms and asks the same question.

The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March...."

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Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says "Good morning, Ma'am, What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies "You are in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But ,Officer,.I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and book you up."
"If you do that ,I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.
"I didn't even touch you," says the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true... but you have all the equipment..."

Six times a day

This guy went to his doctor full of anger. "Doctor", he said, "I feel like killing me wife. She is indifelity pesonified. You have got to help me.

The doctor decided on how to best handle the case. "Look", he said, "Here are some pills. You take two of these twice a day and they'll enable you to fuck you wife six times a day. If you do this for thirty days, you will fuck her to death."

"Wonderful doctor," said the paitent.

I think I should buy a secluded flat near Marina beach so there won't be anything to interfere with us and no one will be suspicious.

He left with a bottle of pills in his and a simle on his face.

Nearly a month passed, Once the Doctor was roaming at the Marina beach and saw a familiar figure comming along a wheel-chair, just managing to move forward.

"What happened", the Doctor asked recognising his patient.

"Dont worry, Doctor", the patient reassured him, "Two more days and she will be dead."

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