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Drunk Driving

Drunk Driving

There was this drunk, that was brought to the court, this drunks license was revoked several years ago, but still he is often caught driving.

The Judge furiously said to the drunk "Why the hell in the last 12 years you have appeared in my courtroom so many times"?"

"Hell, judge," said the drunk with a sloppy grin, "It's not my fault if you can't get promoted."




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Drunk Driving

There was this drunk, that was brought to the court, this drunks license was revoked several years ago, but still he is often caught driving.

The Judge furiously said to the drunk "Why the hell in the last 12 years you have appeared in my courtroom so many times"?"

"Hell, judge," said the drunk with a sloppy grin, "It's not my fault if you can't get promoted."

History Class

TEACHER: Ravi what is the time period of AKBAR the GREAT as given in your text book.
RAVI: I dont know miss.

TEACHER: Its given as (1567-1601) in the top of the lesson
RAVI: Sorry miss, I thought it was his Phone number.


History teacher: Ravi, What did Alexander do after he had taken his first step into India?
Ravi: Sir, he took his second step.

Better Eyesight

Teacher: Who has a better eyesight, an animal or a man?
Student: An animal, of course.

Teacher: Why?
Student: They dont were glasses like you!!

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