U AND ME

WOW ITS ALL ABOUT U AND ME

Read on you will discover new things about you and me.

The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......
la.......
Puncture!!


Friends are like mirrors, they are our reflection, You are damn lucky I look good !!!!

You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.


Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts, Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.




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Drunk Driving

There was this drunk, that was brought to the court, this drunks license was revoked several years ago, but still he is often caught driving.

The Judge furiously said to the drunk "Why the hell in the last 12 years you have appeared in my courtroom so many times"?"

"Hell, judge," said the drunk with a sloppy grin, "It's not my fault if you can't get promoted."

Drunk Driving

There was this drunk, that was brought to the court, this drunks license was revoked several years ago, but still he is often caught driving.

The Judge furiously said to the drunk "Why the hell in the last 12 years you have appeared in my courtroom so many times"?"

"Hell, judge," said the drunk with a sloppy grin, "It's not my fault if you can't get promoted."

History Class

TEACHER: Ravi what is the time period of AKBAR the GREAT as given in your text book.
RAVI: I dont know miss.

TEACHER: Its given as (1567-1601) in the top of the lesson
RAVI: Sorry miss, I thought it was his Phone number.


History teacher: Ravi, What did Alexander do after he had taken his first step into India?
Ravi: Sir, he took his second step.

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