How is it possible?
Three ants are standing in a row.
* The first ant says two ants are standing behind me.
* The second ant says one is in front of me and one is behind me.
* The third ant says two are standing in front of me and two are standing behind me.
How is it possible?
A:) The third ant is a liar!!
More Funny Jokes
Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a lawyer, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother?
Sam : She's a woman.
Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David : You just send a telegram : Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
Student : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat.'
The boy replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'
The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?'
The little boy answered, 'No, he minded his own damn business!'
Are you the weakest link?
Below are three questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer all of them immediately and then quickly scroll down to check your responses.
Ready? Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Scroll down for the first question...
First Question: You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
If you answer that you are first, then you are wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math!
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! The decimal sequence confuses most peoples brains, which always jumps to the highest decimals (100's instead of 10's).