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Recognizing That

Recognizing That

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball. Suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women.

He passes the first woman, who looks down between his legs. "He's not my husband," she says

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down between his legs. "He's not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.

He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."




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Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch any activities that might develop. A few days later he received this report:

Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window.

He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree. Not see. NO FEE.

Photographs

A newly merried couple was there one morning when a girl came out of bathroom after taking a bath, the man said "Come on Darling after all we are married now just put off that towel" The girl said "Yes of course" and she put off her towel man said "Lets take you snap she said "For What she asked" he replied I want to keep my Darlings Photo near my heart.

Now it was the turn of man to take the bath when he came out the girl repeated the same and asked for photo When the man asked the reason she replied that "I WILL GET THE PHOTOGRAPH ENLARGED SO THAT I WILL GET A BIG VERSION OF IT"

Disgrace the Family

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

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