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I have one

I have one

I have one,
Your dad has one,
Your Mom uses your dads,
your aunt uses your uncles,
Indians have a long one,
chinese have a short one,
Madonna doesnt have one,
Do you have one....how long is your one?
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Sure you must be having a SURNAME!

What were you thinking.......... )




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