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Little Johnny

Little Johnny

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"




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I have one

I have one,
Your dad has one,
Your Mom uses your dads,
your aunt uses your uncles,
Indians have a long one,
chinese have a short one,
Madonna doesnt have one,
Do you have one....how long is your one?
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Sure you must be having a SURNAME!

What were you thinking.......... )

Transfering Germs

Teacher: Believe it or not, whenever a boy kisses a girl he pass transfers on 60,000 germs to the girl. So what do you think you should do?

A girl raises her hand.

Girl: Madam, I believe that we should return their germs in the same manner.

I want to get screwed

The traveller knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said the man.

"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice. The man did this, the panel was closed, minutes passed. Nothing happened. He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open.

"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice, "Again?"

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